I was sitting Burmese, listening to My Swami. Swami said he knew a Swami, great mucky-muck, high up the Swami ladder.
Swami said to supplicant
What did you do this morning?
Suplicant replied, something like, i woke up, i ate breakfast, i drove to work. Swami replied
What is the difference between you and a hog?
Supplicant replied, no difference, and became a great Swami.
